when you hear your parents coming and you try to switch to a safe tab only to realize there is no safe page
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGESHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
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>Glee Red Carpet “Personalities” game:
James Bond
The Lea Michele
Anorexic Model Boy
Covergirl
Sassy Gay Friend
Sassy gay friend!
sassy gay friend omg
(Source: themoonsunandmee, via ilikenerdythings)
>Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
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>That awkward moment when you are alone and you’re thinking of someone, then slowly smile:
>
Then realize what you’re doing:
Alex: I’m the coolest person I know. I think I should have a Pokemon background on my computer! Ooh, I’m so fucking cool. How proud are you, living with me, Charlieburg?
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One day I’ll make him mine
And we’ll be together all the time
We’ll sit and watch the sun rise
And gaze into each other’s eyes
And know that he knows
I know that he knows
That he wants to be my boyfriend
Everyone in England can do this
I do it all the time
At least twice a day
It’s something we’re born with.
I think it’s inherited.
I jumped out of the womb like this.
I no longer like the United States ):
If you’d have stayed with us we may have taught you, in the future. But no, you wanted your independence.
^Best ever.
This is why I love Tumblr.
Nice going wanting independence, mother fuckers. Look what it cost you.
Oh, Tumblr. How I love you.
(Source: sturmunddrang)
The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.
i love rpattz
i will regret that statement later, i’m sure
Whatever, this is fucking hilarious.
He’s funny, admit it.
I really love him. I don’t even care.
I am totally apathetic towards him, but that quote is hilarious.
the most intense form of pretentious dishevelment i’ve ever seen in my life.
He openly admits he hates Twilight rofl
nowaitninjas-:voldemortoutbitches:joellamarano:
Cast of Harry Potter speaking with American accents.
Probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
Rupert is actually really good at it.
This is so funny to me, omg.
Tom Felton sounds like a Newfie.
He sounds like he’s from Newfoundland oh my god.
what the hell are these places are they restaurants
bahahaha
TWILIGHT BLOWS
HAAHHA TOM WHAT ARE THESE, AMERICAN PLACES?
“What the hell are these places, restaurants?”
lolololol

















