the best person in the history of ever

But not really

when you hear your parents coming and you try to switch to a safe tab only to realize there is no safe page

sexonapretzel:

thatbluebox:

curbstompingjesus:

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

(via ilikenerdythings)

Glee Red Carpet “Personalities” game:

theillogicalthinker:

themoonsunandme:

James Bond

The Lea Michele

Anorexic Model Boy

Covergirl

Covergirl

Sassy Gay Friend 

Sassy gay friend!

sassy gay friend omg

(Source: themoonsunandmee, via ilikenerdythings)

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

paranoidrobot:

…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?

(via ilikenerdythings)

That awkward moment when you are alone and you’re thinking of someone, then slowly smile:

Then realize what you’re doing:

(via bellskt-deactivated20110510-dea)


Alex: I’m the coolest person I know. I think I should have a Pokemon background on my computer! Ooh, I’m so fucking cool. How proud are you, living with me, Charlieburg?

Alex: I’m the coolest person I know. I think I should have a Pokemon background on my computer! Ooh, I’m so fucking cool. How proud are you, living with me, Charlieburg?

(via fyeahcharlieissocoollike)

One day I’ll make him mine
And we’ll be together all the time
We’ll sit and watch the sun rise
And gaze into each other’s eyes
And know that he knows
I know that he knows
That he wants to be my boyfriend

ilikenerdythings:

thatbarrowmanfellow:

shrimpwonder:

loverwife:

voldemortisgoingdown:

voldemortoutbitches:

rosielou:

heynochickflickmoments:

what-isthisrumpus:

herpderpsammeh:

tonyshark:

ibloodywelllovetea:

Everyone in England can do this

I do it all the time

At least twice a day

It’s something we’re born with.

I think it’s inherited. 

I jumped out of the womb like this.

I no longer like the United States ):

If you’d have stayed with us we may have taught you, in the future. But no, you wanted your independence.

^Best ever.

This is why I love Tumblr.

Nice going wanting independence, mother fuckers. Look what it cost you.

Oh, Tumblr. How I love you.

ilikenerdythings:

thatbarrowmanfellow:

shrimpwonder:

loverwife:

voldemortisgoingdown:

voldemortoutbitches:

rosielou:

heynochickflickmoments:

what-isthisrumpus:

herpderpsammeh:

tonyshark:

ibloodywelllovetea:

Everyone in England can do this

I do it all the time

At least twice a day

It’s something we’re born with.

I think it’s inherited. 

I jumped out of the womb like this.

I no longer like the United States ):

If you’d have stayed with us we may have taught you, in the future. But no, you wanted your independence.

^Best ever.

This is why I love Tumblr.

Nice going wanting independence, mother fuckers. Look what it cost you.

Oh, Tumblr. How I love you.

(Source: sturmunddrang)

ilikenerdythings:

queercakes:

xninelivesx:

penelopethesmuggler:

miceteries:

apninianquandary:

foreheadtittaes:

offyougoapparently | mattie:


The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

 #lol i love how much robert pattinson hates his life 


i love rpattz
i will regret that statement later, i’m sure

Whatever, this is fucking hilarious.

He’s funny, admit it.

I really love him. I don’t even care.

I am totally apathetic towards him, but that quote is hilarious.
the most intense form of pretentious dishevelment i’ve ever seen in my life.

He openly admits he hates Twilight rofl

ilikenerdythings:

queercakes:

xninelivesx:

penelopethesmuggler:

miceteries:

apninianquandary:

foreheadtittaes:

offyougoapparently | mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

#lol i love how much robert pattinson hates his life

i love rpattz

i will regret that statement later, i’m sure

Whatever, this is fucking hilarious.

He’s funny, admit it.

I really love him. I don’t even care.

I am totally apathetic towards him, but that quote is hilarious.

the most intense form of pretentious dishevelment i’ve ever seen in my life.

He openly admits he hates Twilight rofl

ilikenerdythings:

policeburger:

theatomicboom:

theinfamoushogwartsjaguar:

iwasarecord:

nowaitninjas-:voldemortoutbitches:joellamarano:

Cast of Harry Potter speaking with American accents.

Probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Rupert is actually really good at it.

This is so funny to me, omg.

Tom Felton sounds like a Newfie.

He sounds like he’s from Newfoundland oh my god.

what the hell are these places are they restaurants

bahahaha

TWILIGHT BLOWS

 HAAHHA TOM WHAT ARE THESE, AMERICAN PLACES?

“What the hell are these places, restaurants?”
lolololol